The Offside Daily – Liverpool’s Suarez game in the park, Manchester United’s Vidic look-a-like and Chelsea ‘keepers dilemma

10 of the best football stories of the day:

1. Jose Mourinho has been fined by the FA and warned of his future conduct after being sent off in Chelsea’s game against Aston Villa.

2. After Manchester United’s Champions League exit, David Moyes has insisted it will not affect his summer signings.

3. Cardiff City winger Craig Noone is out for the rest of the season with an abdominal injury.

4. The FA are set to ban anyone involved in the top eight tiers of the English league system will be subject to a worldwide betting ban.

5. If Chelsea to were meet Atletico Madrid in the Champions League, On-loan ‘keeper Thibaut Courtois can play, if Madrid pay £2.5m to Chelsea per the loan agreement….but Madrid won’t pay it.

6. Read some of the biggest pundit gaffs of the year, including “coin toss between the three of them to win the league.” (Telegraph)

7. Liverpool striker Luis Suarez stopped to play some football in a park with a young Liverpool fan suffering with Down Syndrome) (Mirror)

8. Manchester United fans believed they had met Nemanja Vidic in a Munich street on Wednesday, and carried a man around the town on their shoulders……it wasn’t him. (Metro)

9. A 48-year goalkeeper from Romanian fourth division side Vulcan, has made a career between the sticks despite having just one hand. (Metro)

10. Brazil boss Luiz Felipe Scolari has banned his players from partaking in….well….”acrobatic sex” at this summers World Cup. (Bleacher Report)

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