The Offside Daily – Liverpool legend gone in 38 seconds, Barcelona beat Real Madrid thanks to Suarez and Sunderland manager all ready losing it?

10 of the biggest football stories of the day:

1. Liverpool’s Steven Gerrard: Gone In 38 seconds. Kop captain in red card nightmare as Manchester United win 2-1 at Anfield.

2. Bristol City win the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy final 2-0 meaning Walsall’s first ever Wembley appearance ends in defeat.

3. Hearts promoted back to the Scottish Premier League after arch rivals Hibernian lost to Rangers.

4. A Luis Suarez goal sealed a narrow 2-1 Barcelona victory over Real Madrid in El Clasico.

5. Bayern Munich lost at home for the first time in 11 months 2-0 to Borussia Mönchengladbach.

6. Brazilian club Gremio supporters fired a rocket at opposition keeper to distract him. (Mirror)

7. Referees take note. Do not keep Jeff Stelling waiting when Hartlepool are winning. (Youtube)

8. Stop….Advocaat Time. (erm, Dick, you’re watch is on the other wrist) (Metro)

9. And here we see the lesser spotted Hungarian scorpion. Unbelievable strike (Mirror)

10. 0.5 for artistic merit…German 2^nd Division player wins penalty for ridiculous dive. (Metro)

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