Not for the feint-hearted. There are dares, draws and daft appointments this week as Lynsey Hooper, Hayley McQueen and Kait Borsay do the honours. Nakedness* and playground tactics – who would you dare in the football world? Our experts pick an FA Cup and World Cup qualifying minnow and the most ridiculous appointments in football. You can’t hire your odd-job man as a chief scout can you? Faye Carruthers rounds up the best of your tweets and there’s a soupçon of Ligue 1 action from Laure James.