It’s time to gear up for the carnival with Lynsey Hooper, Hayley McQueen and Kait Borsay – but of those teams qualified for Brazil 2014 so far who would they take as their best XI? Only one player features in all three teams. There’s match abandonment due to drunkenness, lighting and very suspicious circumstances and when fans become too fanatical, how you can take the beautiful game just that one step too far. There’s an interview with world record breaking football freestyler Matt Wolstenholme and Sean Thorne delivers more of the trickery masterclass in Twitter Topic of the Week. Finally, Kate Partridge rounds up the best of Bundesliga ahead of the big weekend derby.