Ever wondered what you'd get if you put together Madonna & Sean Penn or Gollum & Yoda? Well, this is your place to find out. Yes, Offside Rule Podcast has dug deeper than ever before to bring you the best XI match-ups in the celebrity and footballing worlds. Kait, Lynsey, Hayley & Sarah-Jane have come up with some crackers.

Lynsey's up first pairing Luther Vandross and Cheryl Cole up to make Raheem Sterling...

Samir Nasri does have a touch of the McIntyre’s about him but is Winona the right mother?

Rich chipped in with this classic…

Kait adds insult to injury for poor David Moyes…

Mr Burns is a timeless classic but Lynsey’s thrown Ulrika into the mix!

Hayley thinks a combo of Barton & Lohan would produce Bieber. Probably true!

…before expanding on Rich’s Fellaini idea.

Can you imagine Friedel being the love child of Bruce & Anne?

Standard Sparrow reference to Dani Osvaldo with some Game of Thrones thrown in.

Sarah-Jane gets very technical. Madonna’s religious and political views with Penn’s constant scraps.

Gaga’s moves on the touchline and the brains of Einstein to get our Jose!
Craziest of all is Einstein +Gaga