A striking affair this week and who better to join us on The Offside Rule (We Get It!) than Carrie Brown? On the agenda – best strikers in football, identical wonder goals and defending.. not on the pitch, off it. Tennis balls, angry WAGS and telling fibs on TV. What more could your footballing week need? Well, Mina Rzouki tells all from Serie A and Sean Thorne delights us once again with Twitter Topic of the Week.