There is life after football. As discovered by Lynsey Hooper, Kait Borsay and Hayley McQueen in this penultimate episode of The Offside Rule (We Get It!). Holy goalies, reality TV stars who’ve had non-league careers, and a Finance Minister who used to play for Arsenal.. no football and all is not lost. Also this week, the best Cup finals to go to extra time, and which stars of the play-offs could well attract the attention of bigger clubs this summer? Laure James is back with a final French football round up for the season and Sean Thorne invites you to phone a footballer.