Four episodes in on The Offside Rule (We Get It!) this season and already Lynsey Hooper, Hayley McQueen and Kait Borsay have already resorted to telling dodgy stories from the Manchester United youth team back in the glory days. Who knew a mop would provide such inspiration? With Wayne Rooney under the spotlight this week best-ever captains are discussed as well as The Offside Rule ultimate European XI. Will an England player make it in there? Mina Rzouki returns with a round up of Serie A and Sean Thorne has some real gems in our England occupations XI Twitter Topic of the Week.