The Offside Rule (We Get It!) returns with Lynsey Hooper, Kait Borsay and Hayley McQueen. After a feisty north London derby there’s a look at serial discipline offenders, and competition for places: who should be looking over their shoulder for the player who wants to wrestle their way in? Next up, mistaken identity in football. No cheese gags we promise. Oh and Sean Thorne returns with the ever popular Twitter Topic of the Week.