1. West Ham United have qualified for the Europa League thanks to their fair play record.
2. Javier Hernandez has returned to Manchester United after his loan with Real Madrid expired.
3. Rafa Benitez is closing in on the managers job at Real Madrid according to reports.
4. England captain Steph Houghton has signed a new deal at Manchester City Ladies.
5. Liverpool Ladies and Nigeria striker Asisat Oshoala has won the BBC Women’s Footballer of the year.
6. Watch Per Mertesacker and team-mates lip-syncing ‘Return of the Mack.’ (Mirror)
7. This Chinese goalkeeper has been fined £5,200 for conceding a goal mid-water break. (Metro)
8. John Carver videobombs journalist after Newcastle United survived relegation. (Twitter)
9. Bristol Rovers open top bus parade didn’t go all that well. (Metro)
10. A large Aston Villa flag has been banned from Wembley because it contains the oppositions name. (Telegraph)
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