The Offside Rule (We Get It!) is back, and the new season means we’re making our Premier League predictions; can Chelsea hold on to the title? Will any teams be making an immediate return to the Championship? Next, we’ve managed to intercept some holiday postcards from our favourite footballing stars; which long-standing, fashion-impaired manager has been in touch? And who’s got no birthday presents because they might have fibbed about their age? Finally we turn to Fantasy Football and build a New Boys FC – which additions to the Premier League will make the cut?