Shafi Musaddique – The Offside Rule

Offside Agony Aunts: Celebrity Writes in From Relegation Threatened Norwich

April 27, 2014

How are you my lovelies? I’ve been looking forward to writing to you ladies for a long while now, but finding the best ingredients for sumptuous home cooking remains my [...]

Offside Agony Aunts: Chelsea and England Centurion Writes in…

April 19, 2014

Just popped out to do a midweek grocery shop at my local Morrisons (considering I have plenty of time on my hands this isn’t an unusual thing to do now). As I’m sure you [...]

Offside Agony Aunts: Manager Searching for a Miracle at The Stadium of Light

April 13, 2014

What are your best seaside memories? Eating ice cream covered in sand? Becoming best friends with a donkey? It’s a shame that such places are stagnating. I feel like I’ve [...]

The Offside Agony Aunts – English Football Manager writes in…

April 5, 2014

What matters to you? I don’t mean fairy cakes or chocolate pudding. I’m talking about the real stuff, and I’m in danger of sounding like a grumpy old man. I’m [...]

The Offside Agony Aunts – English Referee Wants His Mojo Back

March 30, 2014

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with O. Actually; I think it begins with G. Giggs? Gerrard? I think the answer I’m looking for is glasses. [...]

The Offside Agony Aunts – The Forgotten Blue

March 24, 2014

The past 19 months have been the worst of my life. I can bet my poor shrivelling wages that you will not hear from a more down-hearted footballer who needs rescuing from [...]

The Offside Agony Aunts – Faltering Forward from France

March 16, 2014

Thank you for the bottle of hair gel you delivered to me last week, you really saved me from total embarrassment. I can never face doing my media duties without my hair in [...]

The Offside Agony Aunts – “Spanish Style” Scapegoat from Manchester

March 6, 2014

Have you ever watched Pointless? I’m sure you have flicked through it at some point on a grey afternoon in the edit suite. The aim of the game is to find the answers with [...]

The Offside Agony Aunts – an unwanted and unloved Dutchman

February 28, 2014

I’m feeling sick as a parrot. It is for that reason I’m writing to you in exile. A dark, horrible enclave up north somewhere. I didn’t even bother to check, following [...]

The Offside Daily – 24th February 2014

February 24, 2014

10 of the best football stories of the day: Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers is pleased with the attacking style and resilience shown by his team, and says his side possess the [...]